wiggle while you jiggle
today is a milestone.
i woke up breathing not through my mouth, but through my nose.
and i celebrate by eating jello for breakfast. strawberry jello.
but sadly, what kind of jello did momma ho buy when her bronchitis-infected, 103-fever, demanding daughter, asked for jello…?
Royal Brand jello.
…?
who would’ve thought that anything other than J-E-L-L-O existed? momma ho’s reasoning was that Jello Brand was $0.83 for one box while Royal Brand was $1.00 for four boxes. can’t argue with a thrifty woman.
the taste is off though. and the jiggle isn’t quite the same. i bet ol’ bill is turning around in his wool sweater. sorry, mr. cosby. i have been unfaithful.
